I am the very model of a modern psychotherapist,
I’ve information needed for subverting mental terrorists;
|I interrupt and help reframe dysregulated mentalists
From Cognitive Behaviours to programming neural linguistics.

I’m very good with differentiated personalities,
And integrating all your Parts with their irregularities;
I quote in Family Origins talk all Bowen’s sensibilities,
With many thoughts about defensive boundary capabilities!

I weed out histrionics from the conflict-laden narcissists,
And encourage voices raised by sublimated angry feminists.
Anxiety and depression both remain my daily nemeses;
But I am here for all so bring your sorrows to my office, please!

(Just not until after the New Year, I’m on vacation Dec 17-Jan 5.)